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Laid to Rest
02:06
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He’s wears a chrome skull mask
Has a stack of tapes in his dash
The red light records
Every cut of every corpse
He’s got his knives and his black hearse
He’s come to kill promiscuous girls
You’re laid to Rest
You’re laid to rest
Woke up in a dead box
You’re dying next
Woke up in a dead box
Don’t know what’s going on
A baseball bat to forget the past
No recollection of her life before
Now he’s coming to kill her
And everyone that gets in her way
Don’t intervene, or you’ll fucking pay
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Student Bodies
01:36
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She’s babysitting
it’s late one night
Her boyfriend came over
Now they’ve lost their life
Sex kills – you’ve been told before
Now there’s student body’s dead on the floor
Sex Kills – when you take off your clothes
The end’s getting close
Sex Kills – Too little to late
Break out the rubbers be laid to waste
Sex kills – the cost of that cunt
Is your fucking life
Get the contraceptives this funeral make me horny
But she’ll be dead before she gets to blow me
All the boys get chucked like the rest of the trash
But this chick can get an eggplant in her ass
It could the principal , or the janitor of the school
It could be the guys from wood shop who taught you to screw
The nurse or the psycologist
Or It could be your virgin boyfriend who never had sex
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Evil Bong
01:20
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Smoking out the evil bong hanging out with Tommy Chong
Taking deep hits ripping lungs every breathe Hold it in
Now it’s choking on my throat
This is worse than snorting coke
There is no air left I will die a certain death
Evil Bong
Take a hit it won’t be long
Evil Bong
You’re in a daze and you’re too far gone
You breathe in deep see the girls from your dreams
The Evil Bong
Your too far gone
Alister is smart, the straight edge kid in school
He doesn’t smoke the bong, he doesn’t party all night long
The more you fucking do, the more it fucking takes
And now it’s snatched the girl he’s ready to partake
It’ll take your soul through a toke of the hole
Let’s take it up a notch even chong is passed out on the couch
Can he yet resist the voodoo cursed bong witch
Set his bomb and take her out
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4. |
Dead Man on Campus
01:09
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5. |
Bud the Chud
01:46
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Bud the CHUD he feasts on flesh
He is loose in the streets
He eats kids like Bobby
Absolutely grade “A” Fucking meat
Don’t get me fucking wrong he’s a swell fucking guy
But don’t let him near your dog when it’s fucking dinner time
He’s Bud the CHUD
Dead and electrified
He’s Bud the CHUD
He’s a cool guy but you might die
He’s Bud the CHUD
Dead and electrified
He’s Bud the CHUD
He’s a cool guy but you might die
SHIT! SHIT! HOLY MOTHERFUCK!
This experiment is spreading up and down the blocks
Government Programs, we’re doomed if it don’t stop
They’re Coming! They’re Evolving! We’re running out of luck
He’s Bud the CHUD
Dead and electrified
He’s Bud the CHUD
He’s a cool guy but you might die
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7. |
Slumber Party Massacre
01:26
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8. |
Savage Streets
01:00
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9. |
Kelly Bundy's Army
00:40
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10. |
Killer Party
01:12
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11. |
Up All Night
01:20
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